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DRUMMERS -


TAGS: drummer jokes music desperate band
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by caveman

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:04 am
What do you call a girl that want to get with the bassist? Not yours, anymore... if he's Gene Simmons or Dusty Hill.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:00 am
If you're a girl during the 80's, and want to date... Steve Perry: Good-girl. Steve Tyler: Bad-girl. Joe Perry: s**t.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:58 am
To which I say: That's only a problem if the band don't rock!
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 10:14 pm
I once saw a bumper sticker that said "You're just like the rest of the band. Always following the drummer!"
crankyhead - December 11, 2011, 9:00 pm
Q: What do you 5ay to a drummer who tells you he's got an idea for your band's next song? A: Your fired. =)


THE CORPORATE LADDER - Don’t worry you’ll get your promotion soon enough.


TAGS: corporate ladder
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by TWOEDGE

TheDarkLeviathan - November 17, 2011, 9:14 am
Don't talk about that stupid movie.
timothep - November 17, 2011, 4:45 am
Human Centipede


Sleeping Beauty -


TAGS: movie not rated cosby sleeping
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - July 12, 2015, 11:10 pm
Never fails, Ism manages to pop back in with a 5L'er everytime.
Cannabal - July 12, 2015, 1:16 am
You, you are just a horrible per5on. For that, I admire you.
concern3 - July 12, 2015, 12:56 am
Scary true a 5er
GaryO - July 11, 2015, 9:47 pm
Beard baby, where ye been?


WOW FACEPALM - I can't find words to say...




CTHULHU -


TAGS: cthulhu pirate
Rating: 3.2/5

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GRATEFUL -


TAGS: play dead grateful dead dog
Rating: 4.75/5

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lgvernon - March 8, 2014, 5:26 pm

Thanks! I should'a color-filled each letter of text separately for the Dead Rainbow effect.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:19 am
Three gems in a row. It don’t get no better. I will now lick myself.
spacedog - March 8, 2014, 10:08 am
Trouble ahead, trouble behind, and you know this poster just blows my mind. 5L
rerun - March 8, 2014, 9:57 am

LOL, love this one


BATTLE PLAN - You flank from the left... I'll grab the cookies.


TAGS: baby cute planning kids strategy
Rating: 4.77/5

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LinkFox101113 - January 10, 2012, 10:37 pm
Get tactical, marines!
the1stCOMMI3 - November 24, 2011, 11:25 pm
chances are this will end up in a daycare center
smcculley - November 24, 2011, 9:33 pm
The little girl is actually my daughter. The boy is my cousin's.
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:05 pm

yo new guy..... niiiiiiiiiiiiiice first poster dude. keep'em coming


PROTEST FAIL -


TAGS: guy fawkes starbucks corporate
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by semaj

kokonut19 - December 18, 2011, 12:50 am
All i see are a bunch of teenage tools.
Derek - August 11, 2009, 1:52 am
So you're saying corporate types don't drink frappaccinos?
Alex - August 3, 2009, 3:10 am
Hurts your message, helps your thirst. It depends which way you look at it.


THE LEG - SWEEP IT -


TAGS: karate kid leg sweep
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by motinet

jam1977 - October 7, 2013, 1:38 pm
I met Martin Kove at SDCC 2013. he is a total riot lol.
CANADA - September 23, 2010, 8:52 pm
old school
agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 8:33 pm
Massive!!!
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm
Cobra Kai!


MY DOCTOR TOLD ME - That she was going to give me a Digital Prostrate Exam. I said “Good, it’s about time they computerized these things.” She has the loveliest laugh.


TAGS: doctor prostrate
Rating: 4.74/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:30 pm
"...and the most blessedly slender fingers."
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:20 am
There... there's an ad for prostate cancer check ups above the picture... The coincidence. It burns.
wilderbee - November 3, 2012, 1:26 am
*prostate
Nissta - February 18, 2012, 6:55 pm
Reminded me of when I was lying in A&E/ER after I'd crashed my bike and the NICE doctor girly said she had to test my prostrate!!! All that went through my head was NOOOOOOOOOOO I'm in enough pain as it is!!!!
RamblinBob - February 16, 2012, 10:26 pm
Since Jan 11th, I too now know what it feels like to be Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
Budog - February 16, 2012, 7:00 am
5L laughing my punhole off...


pirates -


TAGS: pirates grammar nazi
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 5:54 pm
Thanks, JW! Glad I made you laugh!
JesusWept - May 3, 2015, 12:41 pm
LOL nice one. L L L L L
mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 3:06 am
I agree Cern! I'm severely dyslexic. Most of mi airers ar due two this. LOL!! Thanks for the 5er!
mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 3:04 am
Thanks, IgV!
concern3 - May 3, 2015, 3:01 am
Grammar nazis suck. they feel superior because the speak weller English than me.but this is funny a 5er
lgvernon - May 3, 2015, 12:21 am

Love this!


TO ERR IS HUMAN - To arrgh is pirate !


TAGS: to err human arrgh pirate
Rating: 4.04/5

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holymoly - March 1, 2012, 1:59 pm
lol. nice take.


EXIT STRATEGY - Patience! Patience! Patience!


TAGS: exit strategy patience lock door
Rating: 3.58/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:40 pm
...quit bein a pansy and give it a good hard yank. Those screws won't hold against a hard pull or a solid boot.
pzykosiz - October 24, 2010, 6:27 pm
in case of fire, use the window instead
rerun - October 22, 2010, 8:29 pm

In case of fire.....
Neener - October 22, 2010, 7:05 pm
I was trying to think of a MJ Fox poster for this lock.


LISTEN CLOSELY - No more of that Jingle Bells! Y'all better sing Happy Birthday to me, now!




TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY -


TAGS: pirate error cat kitten sirstuffington
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

ytrewq - May 6, 2014, 11:40 am
Kill zoophil!
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:43 pm

Our shelter has a feral spay program so I'm going to pick up a live trap and see if I can catch her for spaying. I feel so bad about the kittens. I wonder what could have killed them. Seems to me that if it was infectious, mama would be dead too.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:41 pm

The other one was an orange tabby. Both had long tails. The white one disappeared right away. Yesterday I found the orange one dead in our garage. Haven't seen mama kitty in a week or more. She just showed up in the back garden.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:39 pm

We've had a feral manx cat on our place, off and on, for a couple of years. She showed up about 3 weeks ago with two kittens she was clearly weaning. One of them was really, really beautiful~~white with orange points and a tabby tail.
5150monkeylove - September 20, 2013, 3:40 pm
Sir Stuffington and two siblings survived a raccoon attack on their family. The other two kittens are ok. The shelter I work for is footing the bill for his care while he is in a foster home. His main injuries were a broken jaw and a lost eye.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 5:40 pm

I will have to go see!~
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2013, 4:19 pm
The kittens name is Sir Stuffington. He has his own facebook page even.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 12:36 pm

Don't be sweet-talkin' me, now. I gets all...twitchy.
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2013, 12:27 pm
I have been mostly on the Poster Evolution thread in the forums. I be near ye, yarr scurvy-ridden sea dog.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 12:21 pm

Was wonderin' where the Monkey be. On a sea trip, huh? 5Arrrs!~


DOROTHY -


TAGS: accurate but misleading
Rating: 4.83/5

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demon001 - November 27, 2015, 1:46 pm
What women won't do for a pair of great looking shoes!
nicholsjoshua15 - September 7, 2013, 7:00 pm
Sound like the plot for up coming video game, Grand Theft Auto : Emerald City Stories.
Reality Lord - January 1, 2011, 10:30 am

real real sweet!


PIRATES - Unlike invisible ninjas, there are at LEAST five jokes involving "plunder" & "booty" in this pic


TAGS: ninjas vs pirates
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:12 am
No offense, but I wouldn't "plunder" that "booty" with a ten ft. "plank." It's probably seen many planks and I wouldn't want "splinters." Funny poster though.
nifftyman - December 30, 2011, 12:57 pm
I think you were going for, "I would plunder her booty"? Just asking is all...


OH MY GOD! - $4 karate lessons?!


TAGS: karate hobo
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by AlphaRC211092

Faceplant31 - February 3, 2010, 5:43 pm
ROR! I can't stand the "funny bum" pictures. That give me an idea...
R.S.Jake - February 3, 2010, 5:42 pm
If I knew it was going to be over used, I would have shaved that day...
Faceplant31 - February 3, 2010, 5:00 pm
O MY GOD! An over used pic!


DéJà VU? -




STRATEGY -




UNDERWATER NINJAS - Natural enemy of Somali pirates


TAGS: underwater ninjas natural enemy somali pirates
Rating: 3.89/5

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AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:17 pm
Girl in swimsuit. Old woman covered with a black garbage sack. Makes perfect sense to me.
captainofaboat - April 23, 2010, 6:14 pm
politically incorrect 5L


AR, FORTUNE RIDES THE SHOULDERS OF THEM WHAT SCHEMES -


TAGS: pirate nun
Rating: 4.05/5

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falloutghoul - January 5, 2012, 12:51 pm
She's not dead yet?


365 FOOLS -




INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY -


TAGS: time to celebrate
Rating: 4.48/5

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mariand - March 8, 2012, 5:15 pm
hehe... shoot to kill.... I guess, some women will take this as a low hit...


TIME FLIES - When you're having rum




A PIRATE'S LIFE - No longer is all about Swashbuckling and Treasure !!




COMPUTERS - Because going outdoors is soooooo overrated.


TAGS: computers outside outdoors overated trees
Rating: 3.9/5

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Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
lol echo
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:47 pm
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:49 pm
I like it. Good one pykosis. (my sideways N key isn't working)


SAVVY? -




THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.


TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics muslim pirates president fail owned
Rating: 3.27/5

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Daniel Rivers - January 18, 2011, 11:25 pm
@Derek-Yeah it was the Barbary Wars. "To the Shores of Tripoli" From the Marines Hymn is talking about this part in US History. Tripoli is in modern Lybia and US ships were being forced to pay "protection" money like the Mob does. Thommy don't play dat
Derek - August 27, 2009, 8:14 pm
Muslim pirates eh?


US NAVY SEALS - Settling forever the Ninja vs. Pirate debate.


TAGS: navy seals pirate fashion
Rating: 3.02/5

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KDP3 - April 17, 2009, 12:18 am
hahaha...ha
ELI - April 16, 2009, 7:17 pm
d*** right thats all you got, hahaha
Hakiu - April 16, 2009, 7:04 pm
Ninjas were the snipers of yesteryear.


LEMAT -


TAGS: lemat revolver badass sh**gun confederate
Rating: 4.56/5

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maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:18 pm
That"s Nice.


PIRATES VERSUS NINJAS - The Question Is Finally Answered.




BIKERS IN THE SEA -




WHY IS IT A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME ? - Well, it's like this Big O. Chicks dig Pirates and Dudes love Ninjas. The choice really was a no-brainer.




ALL THAT'S LEFT - To Do Is ...SMILE...SMILE...SMILE...




MATRIX TRIBUTE -


TAGS: matrix neo kungfu karate communication
Rating: 4.46/5

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Sean - October 10, 2011, 11:34 pm
This poster makes me oddly sad, as it clarifies something that, up until now, I had only vaguely suspected: falcons cannot deliver a falcon punch. I feel that I must now weep openly for them. *weeps openly*
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2011, 10:33 pm
No, this is madness.
dootndo2 - October 10, 2011, 2:02 pm
THIS IS SPARTA!
EnDoRfO - December 10, 2010, 1:13 pm
hahahaha :D g00d :P


SOMALI PIRATES... -


TAGS: somali pirates kraken
Rating: 4.24/5

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lordblackdragon - February 19, 2012, 12:27 am
I'll bet money that there are still laws on the books that would let us simply hang any pirate that we catch.
guyfox - March 5, 2011, 6:00 pm
that's how it should be
Iconoclast - March 5, 2011, 3:09 pm
Release the Naval forces, no more capture and release. Capture, try em on board, hang em.


WANNABE PIRATES - Because some of us are too obtuse to dream of being Ninjas


TAGS: pirate ninja
Rating: 1.62/5

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Sean - February 14, 2009, 8:42 pm
Does "obtuse" mean "rotund"?


THE "BOX" -


TAGS: box think outside confined climb out liberate
Rating: 4.81/5

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Verdeckt - June 3, 2011, 6:58 pm
So true... 5L, more if I could


IRONY - I can't always be there for my friends and family; but when I do they are selfish, ungrateful, and are never there for me.


TAGS: family friends irony selfish ungrateful
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 30, 2012, 11:21 pm
I thought the irony was that, for such a sophisticated fellow, why is he drinking that cheaply made, skunky, green-bottle Dos Equis when he could have an Amber Dos Equis.
ElleWhyInIn - June 30, 2012, 2:35 pm
Thank you very much :)
SteveFurlong - June 30, 2012, 9:26 am
5L for truth


PICK YOUR BATTLES - There are people in this world who have the power. to turn your world upside down, and they have no qualms about beating the resolve out of you.




NINJA-PIRATE - You divided by zero, didn't you?




EXCUSES - You're only lying to yourself.




BATMAN -




DAVY JONES - Such a shame. Now who will rule the seven seas?


TAGS: davy jones locker pirates
Rating: 4.89/5

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tugtramp - June 21, 2012, 10:44 am
I couldn't accept it when Mom told me Davy Jones had died. Then I saw her face. Now I'm a Believer.
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:37 pm
Wow It Makes You Wonder, Dod't Ash For Hum The Bell Tolls , It Tolls For They !
holymoly - March 1, 2012, 10:05 am
Sarah Mclachlan says donate now.. Save the monkeys .. RIP Davey


ALCOHOL - Celebrate Diversity




KEEP A FIRE -


TAGS: hunting strategy
Rating: 4.58/5

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dy2012 - May 10, 2012, 4:07 pm
lol nice
holymoly - May 10, 2012, 9:43 am
thanks Mr.O I was thinking of you when I chose that description. I thought you'd like that
GaryO - May 10, 2012, 8:33 am
Heh heh...nice one Moly. 'keep a fire' r-i-g-h-t


JACOB'S LADDER... - Climb up or under it cause there is no in between in corporate America.




SAMUS ARAN - The original "replay value"




TECHNOLOGY - Without it, POTC would suck


TAGS: potc pirates of the caribbean technologie
Rating: 2.67/5

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OMFGLOLZ - August 16, 2009, 12:46 am
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
lola - June 6, 2009, 3:54 pm
the guy in the lower right front is an elf. Pointy ears and sharp teeth. That's BEFORE the CG.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 2:24 pm
I would actually watch the whole movie like that. It's like a seafaring logan's run!
Mr. Shiny - June 6, 2009, 1:17 pm
No it wouldn't, those guys on the top actually frighten me more.


THE INTERNET - we can finally understand it




GLOBAL TEMPERATURE V.S NUMBER OF PIRATES - Obviously we need more pirates in the world.




ONLINE DATING -




GRAMMAR FAIL - It appears that your climb to the top of the corporate ladder is going great!!




PIRATES - Every household should have one.


TAGS: cats pirates sweet
Rating: 2.23/5

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Signe - February 10, 2009, 7:22 pm
That puss is HARDCORE


DOUBT - The Fear That Your Crew is Not Seaworthy.


TAGS: pirates doubt silly renaissance festival garf
Rating: 2.09/5

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Doc - January 23, 2009, 7:45 am
Aaaaarrrrr! So it be!
mb - June 27, 2008, 3:35 pm
brilliant!


MOTIFAKE ACADEMY -


TAGS: low dropout rate
Rating: 4.95/5

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rerun - October 29, 2010, 12:59 am

simply amsome.
motinet - October 28, 2010, 9:46 pm

LOL!!!!!
Neener - October 28, 2010, 6:42 pm
I use editors so I don't submit loads of fecal matter.
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 4:07 pm
What about the theory of the collective consciousness?


IMMORTALITY -


TAGS: image perception ego ergo inaccurate
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:06 pm
Bingo.
Derek - June 28, 2012, 10:05 pm
Alan Turing?


THE TRUTH -


TAGS: frightening too big for us enjoy life as it is anarchy and change are not the answer thik about it before you comment or rate
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:19 pm
What's sad is genuine homeless people are ignored because of frauds. In my town, every weekend, like clockwork, it's the same 23 year old guy, his wife, and 2 year old on the corner asking for gas money. NO JOKE.
AdmiralAckbar - September 27, 2010, 9:37 pm
well done
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 8:25 pm
It Took A Lot, Seriously It Did. Thanks
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 8:22 pm

solid 5 hammy. impressive.


REALITY - Is Overrated




FOOD POISONING - Shredded bliss.




BLACK BELT CHIMP -


TAGS: chimps karate
Rating: 3.1/5

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lesterinside - January 28, 2010, 11:03 pm
kungfu monkey style!!!


DEFEAT -


TAGS: karate mma
Rating: 3.08/5


PIRATE JESUS - Why kill it with a poor attempt at humor?


TAGS: pirate jesus christian xtian christ
Rating: 2.67/5

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Mr. Shiny - June 6, 2009, 7:29 pm
Are ye ready kids? Aye aye captain,I can't here you...okay I'm gonna stop.


A LOVING WIFE - Will always hold your hand




I AM A PIRATE KING! - AND IT IS IT IS A GLORIOUS THING TO BE A PIRATE KING!!


TAGS: pirate
Rating: 2.21/5
Me - January 25, 2009, 4:45 am
I may be missing the point, but that seems like more of a queen to me.
Pseudonym - September 3, 2008, 1:41 am
The bet kind of king there is!
S8N - June 7, 2008, 2:45 pm
it looks fabulous too


DESPERATION - “We always long for the forbidden things, and desire what is denied us.” - Francois Rabelais




There once was a pirate named Gates -




DONT KNOW KARATE -




AMERICA - At Least You Are Still Number 1 At Something


TAGS: jail prison time criminal incarcerated
Rating: 4.32/5

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steve1961 - March 19, 2013, 1:56 pm
My only criticism is how America is falling behind in their juvenile incarcerations...gotta start locking up more of those young'uns, people!
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:56 pm
and America has stupid laws to fill them up with crazy sentences.....
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:55 pm
actually its a place for cheap labor if one is in a Private Prison.....
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:54 pm
Its still aplace where one cant trust another & it isnt a place anyone with a Life wants to be......
Oiler - January 28, 2013, 2:23 pm
From what I see on many of the shows on prison life....there are a shi*load of non-Americans in US prisons. Just like Canada...our prisons are holiday inns in comparison to many other countries.
SethMythrax - September 2, 2012, 12:14 am
Its really that slavery hasnt been abolished, just changed to using prisoners in private prisons doing work for pennies a day with no holidays or unions....
Goatboy - August 20, 2012, 4:59 pm
Yep. We're no. 1 at catching bad guys. The rest of you just have lousy police forces.
EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 12:18 am
"Land of the Free"
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:19 pm
Ya, America rules though. They give out 400yr sentences & even a 1/4 your time would be 100yrs, hahahaha.....
Zetmonk - July 27, 2012, 9:06 am
In South Africa's defence, we just let the bastards go in less than 1/4 their time. That counts too!


DEAR CORPORATE AMERICA - Please take the hint.




OOPS! - I shoulda' warned you about all the gravity right there.


TAGS: gravity stuck crater
Rating: 4.13/5

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hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:38 am
He should not have divided by zero...!!
Reality Lord - September 28, 2010, 8:12 am

good first poster.
AdmiralAckbar - September 28, 2010, 12:47 am
looks like the detonator failed on that one. I think I hear ticking.


DIS IZ FRUSTRATING - Mah internets iz too slow




SCREWED - Has there ever been a more accurate description ?




Set them free -




OR MAYBE ITS I SAID SO -




GROSSLY OVERMATCHED - A.K.A. Twins vs. Yankees playoff series.




SAFETY MEETINGS -




PIRACY - Oh Dear God, It all looked so, so colorful in those Johnny Depp movies.




KEEP TRUCKIN -




Awesome Character Concepts -




SITUATIONAL AWARENESS - Pirates need some




Dog Drivers -




Women Can Be So Ungrateful -


TAGS: ungrateful
Rating: 4.96/5

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Silverheart - May 1, 2013, 1:13 am

Oldie but goodie.
GaryO - April 30, 2013, 11:06 pm
Man, I love this! 5L


SIGN OF THE TIMES -


TAGS: freaking poor conviction rate maybe the evidence was mishandled
Rating: 4.81/5

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agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 8:55 pm
It was replaced by the scale and duck method.
fred - November 9, 2010, 5:39 pm
This looks pretty modern. What happened to the good old trial by water/fire/witch pin?


THE TROUBLE WITH YOU - Is The Trouble With Me Got Two Good Eyes BUT You Still Don't See


TAGS: caseyjones gratefuldead music
Rating: 4.71/5

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mommakaboom - August 7, 2012, 7:30 pm
I MUST Agree!!!
Greeny - August 7, 2012, 6:54 pm
Best concerts ever


LOGICDUDE ASKED YOU NICELY - to stay off of his lawn He's done asking


TAGS: didn t like that crater in the front yard
Rating: 4.65/5

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MrBlack - April 23, 2010, 10:51 pm
Funny, people tend to listen when I ask them calmly to please stay off my lawn and pick up that bottle they just tossed there. Might have something to do with the fact I like to sharpen my swords (especially the serrated ones) outside on my porch.
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:24 pm
and he's ready to administer a high velocity..."get off my lawn" 5L
Derek - April 23, 2010, 5:50 pm
Aha! A Jaguar with jaguar camo.
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 5:41 pm
LOL +5


AAARGH!!!! - Tis a Pirates life for me!!




ABSTRACT THOUGHT - a pretty cool idea if you think about it




SOCRATES -


TAGS: socrates wisdom marry
Rating: 4.33/5

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Reality Lord - April 24, 2011, 3:31 pm

lol


RESTRUCTURING -




HONORED -


TAGS: celebrate on my birthday d***it
Rating: 3.77/5

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rerun - May 9, 2010, 10:23 am

well, I guess if motifake were a household name there would be a "timmy (soon to be called "fozzwad"" day to honor those here who have been banned.


PIRATES VS NINJAS -


TAGS: pirates ninjas debate
Rating: 3.53/5

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cbc_rules - October 7, 2009, 7:56 pm
PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE!!!


AHA - I have found the problem Achmed. The infidels have implanted a brain in here.




KARATE MARIO -




THAT'S HIM OFFICER - That's the Lincoln who mugged me!




KARATE LESSONS - It's always the ninjas...




Soop? -


TAGS: seinfeld soup nazi alphabet illiterate
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 9, 2013, 7:02 am
Of course they do! What difference does the marital status of their parents make?


A NEW YEARS RESOLUTION -


TAGS: resolution fools time tolerate rerun
Rating: 4.82/5

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Big V - February 19, 2011, 9:25 am
tolerance breeds encouragement... eventually ya gotta punch 'em. but 3L for the look on his face.


CIGARETTES - As a kid, we all wanted a pet monkey. Well, now you have one you can wear on your back and you can carry it almost anywhere. Yeah, you're moving up in the world, baby!




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